Total Medals Earned: 217 (From 54 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,235 Points
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/485 points)
Play 360 Degrees.
Finish with more than 5k points.
Collect SKATE.
Collect COMBO.
Knock over all 10 garbage cans.
Squash all 5 birds.
Overload the water system.
Find the Secret Tape
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Flip 3 times in the air.
Survive a whole minute after the timer ends.
Finish with more than 20k points.
Finish with more than 75k points.
Finish with more than 125k points.
Finish with more than 300k points.
Finish with more than 500k points.
Finish with more than 1M points.
Finish with more than 2M points.
Finish with more than 5M points.
Finish with more than 10M points.
Complete two goals at once.
Complete three goals at once.
Complete four goals at once.
Complete five goals at once.
Complete all six goals at once.
Medals Earned: 5/50 (25/500 points)
Lose 1 life
Throw 10 Water Balloons
Throw 100 Water Balloons
Defeat 10 Snails
Enter The Canyons
Lose 10 lives
Lose 100 Lives
Run out of Lives
Throw 1000 Water Balloons
Defeat 100 Snails
Defeat 10 Worms
Defeat 100 Worms
Defeat 10 Candle Kids
Defeat 100 Candle Kids
Beat Canyons I
Beat Canyons II
Beat Canyons III
Collect All The Coins (Canyons I)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons II)
Collect All The Coins (Canyons III)
Beat Canyons I (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons II (Without Dying)
Beat Canyons III (Without Dying)
Enter The Worm Caves
Beat Worm Caves I
Beat Worm Caves II
Beat Worm Caves III
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves I)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves II)
Collect All The Coins (Worm Caves III)
Beat Worm Caves I (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves II (Without Dying)
Beat Worm Caves III (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land I
Beat Lava Land II
Beat Lava Land III
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land I)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land II)
Collect All The Coins (Lava Land III)
Beat Lava Land I (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land II (Without Dying)
Beat Lava Land III (Without Dying)
Beat The Game
Complete Speedrun Mode in less than 10 minutes
Medals Earned: 10/30 (85/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
FOREVER ALONE!
Reach level 3
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 4.
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 6/9 (155/355 points)
Level up to the max level
Beat the game
Defeat Tom's Backup Plan
Beat the game without a helper
Beat the game without dying
Get the max attack combo chain
Get 12 red coins in one game
Beat the game in under 5 minutes
Beat the game without getting hit
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/445 points)
Open the ninth present!
Open the first present!
Open the second present!
Open the third present!
Open the fourth present!
Open the fifth present!
Open the sixth present!
Open the seventh present!
Open the eighth present!
Open the tenth present!
Open the eleventh present!
Open the twelfth present!
Open the thirteenth present!
Open the fourteenth present!
Open the fifteenth present!
Open the sixteenth present!
Open the seventeenth present!
Open the eighteenth present!
Open the nineteenth present!
Open the twentieth present!
Open the twenty-first present!
Open the twenty-second present!
Open the twenty-third present!
Open the twenty-fourth present!
Open the twenty-fifth present!
Medals Earned: 3/6 (45/245 points)
Outrun the fuzz in level one
Lose the blues in level two
Break free from the PD in level three
Settle the score in level four
Make it out alive in level five
Refuse to get on the train for 60 seconds in level 5
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/10 points)
decrypt a lock
Finish Game
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/240 points)
Complete level five.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/140 points)
Get a game over on the first puzzle on Easy.
Set off Martin's siren 3 times in one game.
Go to the page for the song used in this game.
Run out of time.
Get a score of 500 or higher on any difficulty.
Get a score of 1000 or higher on any difficulty.